Joseph Suite | Stylish 3BR • Sleeps 7 • Wifi

Fabulous! lads want to stay here again! Positive: Lovely stay, really ticked all the boxes Negative: Nothing

Positive: It was okay for location to shops Negative: We had no hot water had to boil the kettle tried emailing wouldn't let me

Positive: Tolle Lage, schöne Ausstattung und Ambiente und schneller Service (hatten ein kleines Problem mit der Dusche)

Fab family short break Positive: It felt like a home from home and is in a cracking spot to walk to the Island etc Negative: A member of staff came to welcome us with a parking permit within 10 minutes of our arrival and they were so helpful

Disgusting, Dirty, and Highly Misleading Listing Positive: Nothing. Negative: Avoid this property. The photos on Booking.com have been heavily polished and do not represent the actual condition of this house. Upon arrival, we found the property to be grubby, poorly maintained, and genuinely disgusting. The bathrooms were filthy, with black mould, staining, and crumbling sealant. The carpets throughout are covered in deep stains and ground-in dirt. To make matters worse, the "single bedroom" is a joke—it features a narrow, uncomfortable metal bed that looks like it belongs in a prison cell rather than a holiday rental. The listing is incredibly misleading, hiding the peeling paint, damaged fixtures, and general lack of hygiene. I am demanding a full refund and will be pursuing a Section 75 chargeback claim through my credit card. Absolute disgrace. Don't waste your money.